What has my life become?

These kids are wearing me down today. Particularly Kitty Cat. I'm so thrashed from trying to break up skirmishes, feeding, cleaning and entertaining them all while beating back the laundry and dishes and piles of paper (where the h does all that come from??) that, if they asked, I think I'd let them drink root beer, chew Hubba Bubba and draw murals up and down our hallways with their Twistables for the rest of the day.