I was going to post tonight about how hard I'm trying to get Fruit Bat to be as self-sufficient as a four-year-old can be, but I COULDN'T STOP reading stories about Britney Spears and her lethargic MTV Video Music Awards performance. I'd try write or do something else meaningful like floss or eat cereal, and there I would be, at Perez Hilton or TMZ again. I'm pie-eyed on celebrity gossip.
(I had a really cute rendering here of Britney that I stole from Pretty on the Outside, but, having a lawyer for a husband, I am hyper-fearful of opening my mailbox to a Cease and Desist letter. It didn't help that when I downloaded the pic to my laptop, I noticed it was titled: "If you're looking for trouble". Nope, not me.)