There's a little good news:
1. My celexa has kicked in. Or something. Because I'm happier. Less obsessive.
2. I bought myself a new pair of earrings. One upshot of having the longest neck in the northern hemisphere is that you can dangle Coke bottles from your lobes and pull it off. Or you can at least try.
3. The internet is full of funny things. Here are two that have been making me laugh.
Whole Foods Parking Lot: