You know how when you're trying to fry up bacon and only a few slices will fit in the pan at once? And grease spatters everywhere and smokes and then you have to rotate out the cooked bacon and put in more raw bacon...
It's a big hassle.
Perhaps we're the last people on earth to hear about this, but did you know you could cook bacon in the oven?
Just be sure to use a cookie sheet with a lip (or an oblong baking pan would do nicely). Line the bacon across it and bake at 350 until done (10 to 15 minutes).